These 8 Punjabi Cuss Words Are So Damn Hilarious That They Make You Stop Fighting, And Split In Laughter!

Punjabis have three things that they are proud of Food, their Culture and Cuss Words!

Oh yes! You read it right! Punjabis have hilarious cuss words that might sound offensive but are often said out aloud in good humor.

If you ever come across a Punjabi guy with a high-spirited soul, you are bound to hear cuss words like ‘teri pen di’ and ‘Cunjar’ even in a friendly conversation. Yes! That is how they are, they can make even monotonous conversations hilarious!

Most people get offended by the cuss words that refer to body parts of your ahem… mummy and sister, but we will focus on the non-offensive cuss words here.

Disclaimer: Even then, do not try them on your parents or elders! If you get bitch-slapped or whupped, don’t blame us! We warned you! 😛

Try these on your friends 😉 Amaze them with something new!

Alright! Drum roll please…. No! Dholak roll please!

Here are the 7 Punjabi cuss words that will make you roll in laughter! Kick back your socks and be prepared to laugh your guts out!

• Boo Da Boja – Smelly Idiot

If you have a friend who smells and doesn’t maintain proper hygiene, yell out ‘Boo de bojey’! Don’t forget to tell them the meaning. Force them to repent and die in guilt if they do not take a bath even after this insult! 😛

• Tuare Booth Pan Chate Hai? – Do You Want Your Face Broken Mister?

Literally it means, you have enough wings to fly high now? Let me bring you down and beat the shit outta you!

If you have a blabbermouth or know-it-all friend, use this cuss as a counter measure to shut them up for good. This might make them fear you! 😛

• Dhaun Napp Deyange Tuhaddi! – Hold Him By The Neck And Make His Squeal!

If there is someone who is annoying you beyond comparison, hold up their collar and yell this out! That outta scare the nightmares out of him! 😛

Be advised, this cuss words are used by Punjabi daddies when they want to beat their child for misbehaving. You have been warned again 😉

• Onda Phuddu Lagge Ai – He Is Very Lucky!

If any of your friends passes his/her exam without even studying, say this to him! It literally means someone who got lucky even when he/she didn’t work that hard for it or got something out of the blue!

• Shaitaan Diyaan Poonch! – Naughty Little Fella!

This totally applies on naughty kids who simply don’t stop running around or creating mischief! 😛 Remember how you too were a ‘Shaitaan Diyaan Poonch’  yourself when you were a kid! 😀

• Chitta Baandarr/ Kaala Baandarr – White Monkey/ Black Monkey

If you have a friend who is despicably fair or dark, you might jestingly call them this. If you get punched, we won’t take you to hospital! 😛

• Pendu! – Illiterate Sardaar Or Someone Who Is From Rural Punjab

This is normally said for someone who is stubborn or isn’t very smart. If you yell out Pendu! At someone, make sure you are yourself a non-Pendu first! Who knows, maybe you are yourself a Pendu!

• Bagul Butcha! – Crazy Boy

This is normally said to someone who behave like a crazy.

That’s it! These are some non-offensive Punjabi cuss words that are often blurted out in light humour. Try them on your friends.

Make everyone laugh and cut the tension.

As Punjabis always say… ‘Laala Musa Kharian Pehn Yahn Savarian’ – I am going to do what I want!, do something hilarious and make everyone smile!

11 Super Cheap Whiskey Bottles Under 500 Bucks

Cheap whiskey bottles – A shoutout for the Whiskey lovers: here are naming the few whiskey brands that are dirt cheap, that is to say below 500 bucks that trippy-heads will swear by.

When the sole sustenance is pocket-money, life is tough. What concerns us most is the payable price at the pubs to get properly drunk.

Also, when we are just partying for getting drunk, Cheap whiskey bottles we completely resort to.

Cheap whiskey bottles –

1. 8 PM Classic Whiskey:

This tops the list of cheap whiskeys in town and sold a million cases in the first year of launch itself. Hence, it found a place in Limca Book of World Records. This whiskey is ingrained and is lip-smackingly smooth and strong. This will be your perfect go to in the solemn nights. Price is 284 for 750 ml.

2. Bonnie Special Whiskey:

This medium bodied malted whiskey is a tad sweet, and rest is fiercely malty. It also has some hints of Sherry. Price is 254 rupees for 750 ml.

3. Bagpiper Classic Whiskey:

This is also high on malty quotient. The aroma is strong with smooth woody character which results from the malt spirits specifically preserved in chosen America Oak casks. This much information will seem to fade away from your mind after you devour bountiful of it. The price is 310 for 750ml.

 

4. Friends Premium Whiskey:

This is a perfect assortment of imported scotch, malt and Indian grain spirits. This premium whiskey brand is sold in 180 ml. This brand is sold in 375 ml and 750 ml bottles. This has a sight smoky flavor which emanates from being matured in the imported wood casks.

5. Officer’s Choice:

Officer’s choice is priced at 404/750 ml. and the other variant of it is priced at 310/750 ml. the select Indian flavors and scotch malts have been blended together and put in sophisticatedly designed scotch like bottles. It is the finest malt blended whiskey.

6. Red Knight finest malt blended whiskey:

This leaves a smooth feeling in your tongue. Its taste is fresh, pleasant and warm which is best taken with chilled water/cola or ice cubes (crushed). The price is 493 for 750 ml.

7. Gentle Touch Whiskey:

It is smoothest of all the aforesaid drinks besides having a gentle and warm finish. This is a perfect companion for the winter days to be precise.

8. Royal Arms Blue Pure Grain Whiskey:

This has a lustrous aroma being enriched with honey cream flavor which is sweet and pretty strong. You can accompany this one with ginger ale, apple juice and limes.

9. Imperial Blue Superior Grain Whiskey:

Have it with chilled water, soda or ice or assort it to the cocktails, you will get the best aroma in all, nevertheless. It is smooth and you will crave for the next drink STAT.

10. McDowells:

This whiskey brand will spoil you for choices with options like Gold rebund Delux Whiskey (310/750ml), McDowell’s no 1 Luxury special (priced at 420/750ml) and the McDowell’s No.1 Deluxe whiskey (priced at 404/750ml).

11] Blenders Pride

Blender's pride is another popular whisky brand which 180 ML Costs near about Rs.400/-

These are the Cheap whiskey bottles – These whiskey brands won’t burn a hole in your pocket but give you the kick you wanted to dance the night away.